TSA 122: Lamb Style
Chris DiFate joins Tom Kelly for a second week in a row. Chris asks Tom where was the best place he ever had sex. In segment 2, Tom discusses a Buzz Feed article about “Why Atheists Suck”
Our Commercial That Isn’t A Commercial: Chris DiFate is performing at the Laughing Devil Comedy Club in Long Island City the last weekend in January. For More Info: http://laughingdevil.com/calendar.cfm
Tom’s Upcoming Shows
Every Monday to Thursday I’m doing warm up at ABC’s “The View”.
Wednesday March 28, 2012
Fashionably Funny
EastVille 8:30 seating 9:00 show
$10 cover 2 drink min (Discounted $5 cover for groups of 3 or more)
Free Designer Handbag Door Prize
I have some random Stand Up Shows scheduled. Email me privately for details: ThisShowAgain@gmail.com
TSA 121: Totes McGotes
I posted a new episode of my podcast ThisShowAgain.com. You can subscribe via iTunes or at ThisShowAgain.com If you have an iPhone, there is no excuse for you to not subscribe!
This is figuratively the best show we’ve ever done. Thomas J. Kelly is joined by comedian Chris DiFate. They discuss “Annoying Things Young People Say”, Tom Getting A “Just Friends” Text At 8 AM The Day After Christmas and other silly things.
How Often Guys Change Underwear
A study found that a quarter of British men fail to change their underwear every day. Comedian Thomas J. Kelly explains how he changes his underwear on a scale proportionate with his reserve underwear.
“Just Friends” Text
Tom Kelly discusses a rejection text he got while still in bed this morning.
Bon Jovi Still Alive Parody Pics
Jon Bon Jovi managed to dispute rumors of his death by posting a picture on Twitter with a sign that says “Heaven looks a lot like New Jersey.”
Even though I’m a fan, I personally think Mr. Bon Jovi started the rumors about his death years ago. Why? Because I tried to start a Twitter rumor that I died just a month ago. No one cared. Seriously, if you want to feel unloved, fake your own death. When you realize no one gives a crap, you come back down to Earth pretty quick.
So in homage to Bon Jovi’s successfully faked Twitter death and my own bitterness, I thought I would be the first comedian to make a hundred parodies of this picture hoping that one of them might go viral.
Forget The NBA
Forget the NBA. I feel bad for all of the low paid WNBA players who play for minimum wage to zero interest of the American Public. We talk about empowering women and bringing down the wealthiest 1%. Women’s sports are where it’s at. Women sports are truly about the love of the game. Women cry when they lose. When an NBA player loses, he goes home, rolls around in his money and has sex with a cheerleader.
Diaper Change Aftermath
Tom Kelly and his 9 month old nephew make friends after Tom changes his first #2 diaper. I’m not sure if this is necessarily comedy but this a very real “calm after the storm” moment between Uncle and Nephew.
Rewrote My Match.com Profile
Thanks to my friends who helped me rewrite my Match.com profile. I took my favorite sentences that you left on my profile, fanpage and email. I’ll let you know if it gets me laid.
Tom
Apple Considers iPhone 4 Users Feelings When Making iPhone 4s
Comedian Thomas J. Kelly explains that the best part about the new iPhone 4s is that iPhone 4 customers won’t feel as pressured to upgrade because the 4s is a lot like the 4. I was in a rush to make this the first iPhone 4s parody on the web. So pardon the bad camera work and mispronounciation of the word “”Jobs”.